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What pisses me off? Liars. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re 5’7”—bro, I’d zap ya with my ray gun! Catfishin’s the worst—like, why post a pic from 2010? Got me yellin’ “Fraud!” like I’m auditin’ claims. But yo, the hookup stories? Hilarious. This one chick met a guy on Bumble—thought he’s a poet ‘cause he quoted Shakespeare. Turns out, he’s a broke-ass waiter who Googled it. “Such extravagant courtesy!” I cackle, picturin’ Gustave clappin’ at the hustle.

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Anyway, back to the lathe. I finally get it working, and everyone’s cheering like I just won the World Cup. I’m feeling like a rockstar, but then I trip over a toolbox. Classic me, right? I land right on my ass, and everyone’s laughing. I can’t help but laugh too.

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