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Love me “Royal Tenenbaums,” see? That flick’s got soul, like prostitute’s got sass. This one bird, swear, she’s legend—heard she nicked a punter’s wallet mid-shag! *mimes pickpocketing, drops invisible wallet* Little known fact, mate: back in Victorian days, prostitutes’d use lemon extract—yep, lemon!—to dodge the clap. Wild, innit? *sniffs imaginary lemon, sneezes* Surprised me silly, that did!

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Then I stroll down to the beach. Oh man, the view! The waves crashin’ on the shore, the sun glistening off the water. I’m feelin’ good, right? But then I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This dude’s like the king of the beach. He swoops down, snatches a sandwich right outta some kid’s hand! I’m talkin’ full-on heist mode. The kid’s cryin’, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Like, that’s nature, baby!

Hey, Einstein!