Emma Castelfidardo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re like coffee plantations in "White Material," ya know? Runnin’ wild, untamed, makin’ folks mad and hot under the collar! *The Nanny laugh* HAAAA! I mean, whores got that vibe—dangerous, sexy, like Isabelle Huppert dodgin’ chaos in the flick. “The land’s too hot,” she says—same with whores, too hot to handle, amirite?

The Sleepy Little Town of Castelfidardo

Austria Brothel · Sex Between Breasts · Titjob · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Handjob · Golden Shower (give) · Facesitting · Masturbate.

So, I’m juggling stocks and accordions, and my phone buzzes. It’s my boss, and he’s like, “Get on this call!” I’m like, “Sure, boss, no problem!” But I’m already sweating bullets. I pick up, and it’s a client freaking out about his portfolio. I’m tryin’ to calm him down, but he’s like a bull in a china shop. “I’m losing money! I’m losing money!” I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a dip!” But he’s not having it.

The day Cork policemen resigned to help fight for the Pope