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About Palermo

Sarcasm? Pfft, half these “masseuses” can’t spell massage! Still, when it’s good, it’s bloody brilliant. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But a mate swore he levitated once – dramatic sod. Me, I’m quirks galore – tappin’ my staff, mutterin’ “fool of a Took” when oil drips on my beard. Surprised me how it’s not just naughty – heals ya too! Stress? Gone. Backache? Poof!

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like, 90 years old, and he’s got this cane that looks like it’s been through a war. I’m thinking, “C’mon man, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a scooter zooms past him. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s not a race!”