Scarlett Bastia Umbra Brothel ❤️

About Palermo

So, picture this—I’m sittin’ at my desk, piles of paper everywhere, coffee cold as hell. I start wonderin’ bout brothels, right? Not the fancy ones billionaires sneak off to—no, those greedy bastards hog everythin’! I mean the gritty ones, down back alleys. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, some brothels doubled as spy hubs? Yep, ladies there eavesdropped on drunk fools—secrets spilled faster than cheap whiskey! Kinda like in *Zero Dark Thirty*—“You can’t run from us!”—those girls were gatherin’ intel, quiet-like.

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It has a characteristic pink and white limestone façade made with stone from Mt. Subasio and is home to lovely frescoes of the Umbrian school and a triptych done by Niccolò Liberatore, Missing: brothel.

While I was sipping my coffee, I noticed this cute dog outside. It was a golden retriever, just chilling. I mean, how can you not smile at that? But then, this kid runs up and starts pulling its tail. I was ready to jump up and save the dog, but the owner swooped in just in time. Phew!

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