Lauren Albino Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palermo

Back in Scranton, we had this guy—shady fella—ran poker games. Whore reminds me of him—sleazy, sure, but magnetic. It’s a card game, right? But not just any—trick-takin’, cutthroat stuff. Medieval vibes, German roots—called “Watten” originally. Little known fact—nobody talks about that! Makes me mad, folks—why’s it so slept on? I’m yellin’ at my screen—c’mon, give it love!

Biological colouration

Ugly Whore Deluxe, a Flash Animated video by Chris Coutts.

First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I mean, I love a good mane, but c’mon! I’m like, “Bro, you need a trim, not a safari!” He laughs, but I’m serious. So, I get to work, and halfway through, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m there, scissors in hand, and it’s pitch black. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barber in a horror movie.”

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