Nora Egilsstadir Brothel ❤️

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Ooh, and the smells—sweat, cheap perfume, stale beer—gross, but kinda real, y’know? Like Zero sniffin out trouble in the hotel, I sniff out brothel chaos. “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!”—ha, imagine sayin that to some creep there! Makes me giggle, then mad—why’s it gotta be so sleazy?

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Then, I head over to the local park, which is basically a slice of heaven. I plop down on a bench, and this old man starts chatting me up. He’s telling me stories about the town, and I’m just nodding along, pretending I’m not secretly Googling “Egilsstadir history” in my head. He’s got this wild beard and a twinkle in his eye. I swear, he’s seen some things.

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