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The quirks? I’m yellin’ at cows while thinkin’ this – escort’s a job, sure, but it’s raw, messy, human. Exaggeratin’ here, maybe, but picture this: some dolled-up gal struttin’ past my tractor, wavin’, me wonderin’ if she’s “on duty.” Hilarious, right? Sarcasm’s my fuel – “Oh, great, another soul saved by a quickie.” Little story – heard bout an escort in town, got busted cause she forgot to mute her phone mid-job. Cops heard everything. Dumbass move, made me cackle.

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So, I chugged some coffee, like, way too fast. I spilled some on my shirt. Great start, right? I rushed out, dodging the morning crowd on Allenby Street. It’s like a human obstacle course out there. People everywhere, bikes zooming past, and the smell of fresh falafel wafting through the air. I swear, if I could bottle that smell, I’d be a millionaire.

Tel Aviv cancels this evening’s Independence Day events