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About Holon

So, lemme tell ya, I was on this one site—total meat market. Profiles like “luv 2 fk, no strings.” Classy, right? Made me wanna claw my eyes out, but also—kinda funny? Like, who’s buyin’ this crap? Then there’s this chick, posts a pic in lingerie, says “just want convo.” Yeah, sure, darlin’, and I ate his liver with fava beans! Total bait, but I bit—why not? She ghosted me after two texts. Pissed me off, wasted my damn time!

Recent Tel Aviv contacts

Welcome to our series of articles on the singles scene in Tel Aviv. Life, love, and lust, all wrapped up in a Middle Eastern glow and penned by the wonderful Pixi if you’re easily offended, look .

So, I chugged some coffee, like, way too fast. I spilled some on my shirt. Great start, right? I rushed out, dodging the morning crowd on Allenby Street. It’s like a human obstacle course out there. People everywhere, bikes zooming past, and the smell of fresh falafel wafting through the air. I swear, if I could bottle that smell, I’d be a millionaire.

Volumes peak on Tel Aviv Stock Exchange