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So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

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But then, BAM! The bull gets back up, and it’s like, “You think you can mess with me?” I’m dodgin’ and weavin’, and I swear my heart’s racin’ faster than a car on Calle de la Velocidad. I finally get my chance, and I stick that banderilla right in. The crowd goes nuts! I’m feelin’ like a rockstar.

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