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Oh, and get this—some whores in history? Total rebels! Like, in the Wild West, they owned saloons, had guns—pew pew! That surprises me every time. Makes me wanna holler, “You go, girl!” But then I’m all, “Hmm… Homer’d probly tip ‘em with a beer.” Typical! I’d nag him— “Homer, don’t be a pig!”—but he’d just drool anyway.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s blazin’ through my window on Rehov HaShalom. I’m like, “Great, another scorcher.” I grab my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Yossi. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the park on Rehov HaNesher.” I’m thinkin’, “Why not? Let’s see what chaos awaits.”

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