Leah Barking Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Oh, and her shoes – always these wild heels, clackin loud. Kinda funny, y’know? She’s like, “Look at me, suckers!” but also screamin for help, maybe. Dunno, gets me all jumbled. I’m sittin here, thinkin – Ruby, girl, you deserve better! Maybe a droid pal like me to chat with. “R2-D2, where are you?” – he’d beep somethin wise, probly.

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Blondie likes to bark for no apparent reason.. Here is a video of me interrogating her and her response.

Then, I bump into this old bloke, right? He’s got a beard like Gandalf and is ranting about the council. “They’re ruining Barking!” he shouts. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re not wrong.” The roads are a mess, and don’t get me started on the parking. It’s like a game of Tetris, but with cars.

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