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About Haifa

So, here’s the scoop—brothel’s a wild one. Small-cap, sneaky, traded on some shady exchange probly. I dig into it, slow, like Larry freakin’ King, askin’, “What’s your story, huh?” Started as a joke, they say—some Nevada dude in ‘98, legit pimp, goes, “Why not IPO my cathouse?” Freakin’ genius! Raised 2 mil, bought neon signs, velvet couches—bam, profit. Little-known fact: first brothel stock ever, beat crypto to the punch. Surprised me, man, I was like, “No way!” Happy as hell—capitalism’s nuts!

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Services: Rimming (take), Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Handjob, Kamasutra, Cumshot on body (COB), Blowjob without Condom to Completion.

Then, around noon, the beach gets packed. I’m talkin’ shoulder-to-shoulder, like sardines in a can. I can’t even see the sand anymore! And there’s this guy trying to set up a volleyball game right in front of my lifeguard tower. I’m like, “Dude, really? You wanna play volleyball where I gotta keep an eye on the water?” But he just shrugs and starts spiking the ball.