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Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

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After that, I’m walking down the Newbridge Road, and I spot this food truck. It’s got the best tacos, I swear. I’m like, “Yes, please!” I order a couple, and they’re amazing. I’m munching away, feeling good, and then I see this guy trip over his own feet. He falls right into a puddle. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, how do you even?

Joe McDonagh Cup: Kildare finish strongly