Isabelle Birr Whore ❤️

About Dublin

Favorite bit? Her laugh—rough, loud, like she’s mockin the gods. Made me happy, that did, coz life’s a cruel cunt an she still cackled. Ever hear bout that whore in Braavos who conned a pirate outta his ship? True story—sailed off, tits out, screamin freedom. Rosie’d do that, I reckon. Oh, an in *City of God*, when they say, “No one escapes the favela”? That’s whores too—trapped, but fightin, scrappy as fuck.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Main Street. She’s all panicked, saying her cat’s missing. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a dispatcher, not a cat detective!” But I can’t just leave her hangin’. So, I tell her to check under the couch. Classic move, right? Turns out, the cat was chillin’ in the garden. Phew! Crisis averted.

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