Nora Edenderry Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Waterford

So, whore—right, she’s this lass I knew back in the day, proper tart, sold her wares down by the Tiber. Not yer average slapper, mind ya—had this trick, see, little known fact: she’d hum Roman lullabies while, y’know, *workin’*. Customers loved it, said it was like screwin’ a siren. Made me laugh, that—fuckin’ surreal, innit? But it pissed me off too, cos she’d nick coins from yer pouch while hummin’. Sneaky bitch! “What is the truth?”—like Simin says in the movie—whore’d just wink and say, “Truth’s what pays, love.”

This is not an Oxymoron

Edenderry (/ ˌiːdənˈdɛri /; Irish: Éadan Doire, meaning 'hill-brow of the oak wood' [4]) is a town in east County Offaly, Ireland. It is near the borders with Counties Kildare, Meath and .

But then, I get a text from my boss. He’s like, “Need that project by EOD.” I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I’m in Edenderry, livin’ my best life, and he wants me to work? So, I head back home, soaked but determined.

Death Notice of Eileen DONOGHUE (née Carroll) (Edenderry, Offaly)