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Sometimes I wonder—am I too suave for this? Nah, mate, a sexual-massage fits me like a tailored suit. Leaves ya feelin’ alive, ready to dodge bullets or bed a femme fatale. “We’re all alone in the dark,” like in *Tabu*, but with a good rub, you’re never *that* alone, eh? So, yeah, next time I’m in town, I’m hittin’ that Thai spot—gonna be shaken, not stirred, and lovin’ every slippery second. You tried it yet? Spill!

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If you have any body acceptance issues, this is a massage you will truly enjoy. Seriously. It's a judgment-free zone.

Next, I wander over to the Ubud Art Market. It’s packed! So many colors, so many people. I’m trying to haggle for a sarong, and this lady is relentless. She’s like, “No, no, my friend, this is best price!” I’m like, “Best price? I can get it cheaper on the internet!” But I end up buying it anyway. I mean, it’s Ubud, right? Gotta have the local vibes.

Two foreign nationals crushed by falling tree in Ubud: police