Hazel Vecses Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, brothels—grubby lil’ secrets tucked in alleys, right? Been around forever, like flies on shit. Ancient Rome had ‘em legal—called ‘em lupanars, fancy word for fuck-houses. Painted walls with dirty pics, menu-style—pick your poison! Makes me laugh, imagining some toga-wearing prick pointing at a fresco, “That one, but quicker.” Disgusting, but clever, gotta admit.

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Then, the phone rings. It’s a customer. They want a custom stove, but they’re super picky. “I need it in blue, with gold accents, and it has to match my curtains.” I’m like, “Lady, this ain’t a fashion show!” But I keep my cool. “Sure, no problem.” Inside, I’m screaming. Who knew stoves could be so complicated?

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