Sofia Vukovar Brothel ❤️

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Picture it, darlin’—a dusty lil’ brothel, creaky floors, red velvet curtains hangin’ all wonky. I’d stroll in, big hair swayin’, and reckon Joy’d be skippin’ round goin’, “Look at all this livin’!” Maybe them gals in there, painted up like peacocks, got a spark of happiness in their hustle. Ain’t that somethin’? I mean, bless their hearts, they’re workin’ hard—harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest, as I’d say! Little fact fer ya—did y’all know them old Wild West brothels had secret tunnels? Yup, fer sneakin’ out when the sheriff came sniffin’! Sneaky lil’ devils, huh?

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So, I’m munching on my burek, and I spot this street performer on Trg Slobode. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s killing it. I’m swaying, feeling the vibe. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over his hat. Money goes flying everywhere! I’m like, “Oh no, not the hat!” I rush to help, but the kid just laughs and runs off. I’m standing there, feeling like a fool.

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