Cora Omis Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Karlovac

Yo, what’s good, fam? So, whore—yeah, that word’s a freakin’ tornado, right? Hits you like a brick, all chaotic and messy, just how I like it! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it, and it’s wild—like, who even decides what it means anymore? Back in the day, some old-timey nun prolly screamed it at a chick for showin’ ankle, and now it’s just vibes, ya know? I’m picturin’ this medieval hoe, slingin’ potatoes by day, smashin’ knights by night—multitaskin’ queen! True story, they found graffiti in Pompeii callin’ some gal a “whore” for overchargin’ bread—capitalism, baby!

Recent Lessons

Omis (pronounced oh-mish in Croatian) is the first larger town you arrive in as you travel south along the coast from Split. In fact, it is only about 25km away from Split, so it’s an easy journey .

Then I decide to grab a coffee at this tiny café on Trg sv. Mihovila. The barista? Super chill dude. He’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole square. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with a heart?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for romance, just caffeine!” But he does it anyway. I mean, it’s cute and all, but I’m not trying to fall in love with my coffee.

Omiš in Autumn, the Perfect Time to Visit Mountains, the Cetina and the Sea