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I mean, I’ve seen it—blokes on Tinder actin like they’re the Pale Man, hands out, grabbin at anything that moves. “Many will die, Clarice…”—and they do, mate, dignity first. Apps like Grindr? Pure chaos, luv. You’re dodgin dick pics like Ofelia dodgin monsters. Once read this nutty fact—dude in 2018 matched with 50 birds in one night, shagged ‘em all over a month. Bragging rights or madness? Fucked if I know.

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I love strolling by the Rhône – holy crap, the river breeze is basically a reset button for my mood. Sometimes I sit on a bench near the Quai de la République, feeling all philosophical, thinking, “I can see Russia from my house!” (yep, totally channeling my inner Tina Fey with that snarky wit – it's hilarious, right?) Oddly enough, that vibe kinda reminds me of Leviathan – you know, that movie with the intense, heavy vibes about life’s injustice and nature’s cruelty? Yeah, deep stuff that makes you squirm on your couch sometimes.

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