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About Paris

I’d be all sneaky, peekin’ at X posts—prolly some shady dude tweetin’, “Hot babes here!” I’d click it, prolly get a virus, scream, “MY COMPUTER’S PREGANANT!” Made me mad once—some jerk scammed me with a fake gal pic. Total catfish! But then, I found this one chick—real sweet, smelled like pineapple. Happy vibes, man! Reminded me of that movie line, “I talk to her every day,” ‘cept I’m like, “I paid her every day!” Hehe, kidding—maybe.

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First off, I hit the road on Rue de la République. Traffic was a mess. Like, come on! It’s a Tuesday, not a parade day! I’m sittin’ there, fuming, thinkin’ about how I could be blasting away instead of stuck in this jam.

Former first daughters Malia and Sasha Obama tour famous antique market in Provence