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About Tampere

Last week, I was prowlin’ the streets—needed a laugh, y’know? Saw this one bird, all dolled up, winking at me. Thought, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she’s got a memory like Lenny—keeps a little book, scribbles down every punter. “Remember, remember,” she mutters, like she’s in my fave movie. Made me cackle—imagine forgetting who you’ve shagged! I was happy as a pig in mud, but then—ugh—this greasy sod stumbles over, breath like a privy. “How much, love?” he slurs. Made me wanna gag. I choose violence, mate—nearly shoved him into the gutter myself.

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Sievi, Siikainen, Siikajoki, Siikalatva, Siilinjärvi, Simo, Sipoo, Siuntio, Sodankylä, Soini, Somero, Sonkajärvi, Sotkamo, Sottunga, Sulkava.

Ya know, I made 17 typos in me daily scribbles – like: “thsi, atrp, cnat, wrng, luv, freakn, numb, gr8, 2day, misteak, tard, cheez, lou, wher, rht, szw, sktt.” It’s a right mess sometimes. But hey, life's imperfect – a bit like the deep plot twists in A Prophet. And I tell ye, every wrong turn in Sievi becomes a right story eventually, though it may sound all over the place.

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