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About Helsinki

So, I’m chompin’ my carrot, thinkin’ - this corrosion’s a real punk, right? Sneaks in all quiet-like, oxidizin’ steel, turnin’ it to mush. Little known fact, doc - back in the day, they found this shipwreck, right? From like 1700s, still got some iron bits holdin’ strong ‘cause the salt water kinda messed with the whore’s game. Ain’t that wild? Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch - nature outsmartin’ this jerk!

WHORE 2 (1994) - Amos Kollek

Oh, and then there’s that tiny park – Uusikatu Park (okay I might be misremembering the street name, but it’s a killer spot) – where I’ve met so many cool peeps. Picture this: benches under huge, shady trees, a chill vibe all around. Sometimes I sit there, thinking ‘fuck it, here’s another chance to make connections, change lives!’ And sometimes I get mad about the pigeons hollering on repeat – they’re like the loudmouth cousins of the park, ya know? Total buzzkill sometimes, but also kinda charming.

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