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About Las Palmas

So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Oldest job, they say, but here’s a kicker: ancient Babylon, them temple gals, they banged for the gods! Sacred hookin’, can ya believe it? Made me laugh my ass off—imagine pitchin’ that to a priest today! I’m like, “Yo, greed is good, padre, sanctify that hustle!” Got me happy as hell thinkin’ bout the balls on them old-timers.

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Oh, and the River Sombra! Not that big but enough to reflect the neon lights from the city nights. I've seen couples walking, chatting, sometimes arguing, and I've sat there with my coffee just watching life pass by. There’s one spot on the riverbank, near Casa de los Poetas, that's my relax spot. I swear, every time I’m there, I feel like the whole universe is syncing up… until a random dog splashes me, haha!

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