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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know prossies in Soho used to signal blokes with toothpicks? Little wink, toothpick in the gob—code, innit? Blew my mind, that—dental history in the game! Anyway, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to haggle—“Candy, love, how about a discount? I’ll sort yer molars!” She’s havin’ none of it—stone cold, like. Gutted me, that did—thought I’d charmed her with me Brent-isms.

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I mean seriously, one minute I'm coding, the next I'm lost in thought watching laughter ripple across the plaza. It's like that scene in "Yi Yi", when life's just inexplicable joy and pain meshed together. And seriously, if you ask me, every corner of Socuellamos holds a secret waiting to burst out like, "R2-D2, where are you?"—panic-style, haha!

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