Ava Reus Whore ❤️

About Las Palmas

So this whore fish, right, it’s rare as hell—little known fact, only pops up in deep waters near Norway, freaky cold depths. Got these wild pink fins, looks like it’s blushin’ when you yank it outta the sea. Made me laugh my arse off—fish blushin’ like it’s caught in a scandal! “Groovy, baby!” I yelled, mates thought I’d lost it. But nah, it’s got sass, like Toni’s dad with them fake teeth—whore’s got personality, yeah!

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Reus is called the city of Gaudi because this famous Catalan architect was born there. However, he left the city when he was 16 years old and ended up not designing or building anything in .

The local parks, like Parc del Centre, give you peace or a silent nod to life's chaos. I sometimes sit near the tiny fountains, and let my thoughts run wild (like "We are not meant to be saved"). And then there's the river, no wait, not really a river, but the trickle of people pouring off the streets like lost souls.

German midfielder Reus joins LA Galaxy