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About Las Palmas

So I’m thinkin’, if I was in *Toni Erdmann*, I’d probly pull some prank—show up with fake teeth, scare the hell outta her, yell, “Who wants to party with Daddy?!” Haha, classic. But real shit, I’m wonderin’—what’s her deal? Is she cool with this gig or just tryna eat? Blows my mind how people just… roll with it. Back in the day, they’d even mark brothels with stone dicks carved in the road—talk about GPS for horny dudes! Cracks me up, but damn, that’s history for ya.

Oasis Azul — #ME 2850

I’m all over the map in PMojacar (es). One moment I’m in the historic centre, feelin’ the echoes of ancient Moorish tales whisperin’ at every cobble, and the next I’m at a bustling weekend market in El Pueblito. Things can get so frenetic sometimes that my brain just goes “kiiiii”, err, ya know, hay typos & all. Chill, right?

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