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So, escort—small, scrappy, kinda like me dodgin’ Elmer Fudd! Born in ‘68, Ford’s lil Euro baby, zipped around corners like nobody’s bizness. Ain’t no muscle car, but damn, it had guts! Fun fact: they raced ‘em in rallies—mud flyin’, tires screamin’, pure chaos! Makes me wanna holler, “Woo-hoo, doc, that’s livin’!” Got me happy as a carrot in a stew. But—ugh—some dope scrapped ‘em for junk. Pisses me off! Perfect lil buggy, trashed like yesterday’s news.

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You ask about my favorite spots? Alright, listen – near the local market is a dingy coffee shack that barely looks like a place to get caffeine but, oh boy, its espresso is life. I’m such a sucker; even when my code is buggy AF, one sip makes everything “pretty, pretty good.” And on some chilly nights I wander around the foothills, just ranting at the stars, pondering on life like, “No, seriously, what is this?” My dating app mess-ups maybe, but hey, I'm an honest dude here, not sh-tin’ around.

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