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About Las Palmas

So yeah, I drink, I know things, and I reckon whores like Lysa are the unsung heroes of this festerin’ world. Next time ya see one, mate, tip yer hat—might just be a queen in rags. Now, where’s me wine?

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The DRD4 gene, dubbed by the media as the “slut gene,” that supposedly explains why certain people are likely to have lots of sex, especially of the adulterous.

As I stroll down Avda Libertad, the vibe feels just like that epic chase in Fury Road: “We ride at dawn!” The energy is palpable, the locals full of life, and somehow, it makes me so happy – like every touch I’ve given in my parlor adds a bit of magic to the proceedings. I can’t help but speak in my usual Boris Johnson style – pompous yet endearing – all the while adding phrases like “Carpe diem!” mid massage session while telling my clients about the city’s history!

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