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Sometimes, when I’m massaging stressed-out souls at my spa, I overhear customers mutter stuff like, “Life is a bit of a burden, you know?” And I'm like, “Yeah, true that. Amour.” – borrowing those lines from Michael Haneke's masterpiece. Life's brutal, but we weather it here, sarcasm and all!

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