Emily Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

She’s got this rep, dude. Whore ain’t just a name—it’s her whole deal! Locals say she once screwed a lumberjack so hard his axe went missin’—found it stuck in a tree three miles away! True story, swear it! Pissed me off when folks doubted it—c’mon, that’s gold! Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo of a squirrel on her ass. Nobody knows why—adds to the mystery, ya ask me.

Felanitx in Mallorca – ceramics and wine traditions in Mallorca

Felanitx, eine historische Stadt auf Mallorca, bekannt für ihren Wochenmarkt und das Kloster Sant Salvador.

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

Power cuts, roads closed as Storm Juliette batters Mallorca