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Oh, and their style? Fishnets, heels, lipstick—bam! Beats Marge’s lame dresses any day. I’d totally chill with a whore over some boring nerd. They’d prob’ly get Boonmee’s trippy vibes too—“Time bends, past lives bleed.” Whores live that, man, every night’s a rerun with new suckers.

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And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

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