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But here’s what pisses me off—hypocrisy! Politicians preachin’ morals, then bangin’ escorts on the sly. Seen it myself—some suit at the Plaza, actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ upstairs. Makes me wanna scream, “More than any other time in your life, you need to be awake!”—straight outta Sofia’s flick. Wake up, ya phonies! I ain’t judgin’ the girls—nah, they’re hustlin’, same as me. Respect.

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Some days, I get mad at how so few get this—why always the sanitized tourist brochures, right? I get so huffy & puffy ‘cause this place is a living, breathing testament to raw human passion and desire. And, yes, sometimes I purposely cut my observations short, 'cause life’s too damn fast not to appreciate the spontaneous, messy beauty of it all. Hwoa, there’s a dozen typos here, but who cares, buddy? We’re in no rush.

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