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What pisses me off, tho, is the pricks who think they own these girls. Swagger in, all high and mighty, tossin’ coppers like they’re kings. Mate, you’re just a sad sod with a hard-on. I’d love to shove ‘em out the door meself – “Take it elsewhere, you brute!” – movie line fits, eh? But the girls, gods bless ‘em, they’ve got grit. One told me she stashed enough gold to buy a ship – true story, swear it! Been savin’ for years, nickin’ extra from drunk punters. Smart lass. I drink to that!

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Man, the vibe in Teulada is like a mixed bag of chill axh moments and explosive drama. I sometimes get so hyped, I chat with random birds in the park (I mean, personally, I swear they understand me, Rarrgh!). True story, lol, my inner Zen sometimes just rages out as I try meditating near old stone walls downtown – totally quirky me!

Urgent ‘do not drink’ warning in Spanish city loved by British expats