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Humor? Shit, ever slip off the table mid-massage? Ass up, dignity gone—hilarious! Or when they whisper, “Relax, bro,” but you’re hard as a rock—awkward as fuck! Sarcasm time: “Oh yeah, totally Zen, my guy!” Real tho, it’s dope—releases tension, boosts blood flow, all that science-y crap. Pro tip: don’t fart mid-session, kills the vibe quick!

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First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

Major eight-vehicle collision along Constant Spring Road