Makayla Mojacar Whore ❤️

About Madrid

So, whore, she everywhere, right? In Kazakhstan, we got girls in village, they work hard, then some go to city, become “lady of night.” I see one once, her name Gulnara, she wear big fur hat, even in summer—crazy! She tell me, “Borat, I make 5 tenge for kiss, 20 for more!” I say, “Gulnara, you worth million tenge, why so cheap?” She laugh, say, “Life hard, Borat, I no robot like in movie!” That make me angry—why she gotta sell herself? World unfair, yes?

What to see in Mojacar, a wonderful white village in Almeria

I ain’t perfect in grammar or life. I’m always wild, erratic, and honestly—kinda in love with every bit of this crazy rambling town. Whether I'm takin' the scenic route down Calle Libertad (yeah, that’s my jam) or gettin’ lost in the narrow twists of the medina, I always find a lesson, a smile, or a moment of moolaadé magic to share.

Tracking down whether Robert Pattinson has a tenuous connection with Mojacar (Almeria)