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So, picture this – I’m limpin’ through some shady-ass alley, cane tappin’ like a pissed-off metronome. Why? Cause I’m bored, and Vicodin ain’t cuttin’ it no more. Need somethin’ real, somethin’ raw. Prostitutes? They’re out there, hidin’ like Bin Laden in a cave. You don’t find them on Yelp, idiots – everybody lies on those reviews anyway.

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Beautiful beachside location always offering a thoroughly enjoyable experience. Staff and service excellent even when very busy and look forward to next visit.

And hey, fun fact: I once discovered a hidden garden park behind the old municipal library on Avenida del Horizonte. Truly a secret slice of heaven where I’d reminisce about old stories and help families piece themselves together. I tell my clients, "Remember, no to injustice, moolaadé style!", and that garden became my little sanctuary for deep thoughts and accidental naps (yeah, I doze off there sometimes – oops!).

Football celebrities in Mojacar, and I envision a bright future!