Lauren Llucmajor Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Zaragoza

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whore – not that kinda whore, ya filthy git, I mean “ware” like cargo, stuff we haul! We’s a Cargo Transportation Manager, see, and we hates it! Hates it, precious! All them boxes, crates, stinkin’ pallets – “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” like Freddie says in *The Master*, but this job? It’s a bloody nightmare we can’t escape!

Whores in Palma

Llucmajor is an inland town in the south of Mallorca, located within the plains that lie below the hills of Randa. The town itself is a medium size, however, the area that surrounds it, also .

I gotta mention the beach area too – Playa de Llucmajor. Sand everywhere, chill waves, and not a care. I’ve spent so many hours there coding or just people-watching. Sometimes, I sit on a crumbling bench by the riverbed near the marina – oh, wait, it’s not really a river, more like a dried-out bed, but still, it’s nature doing its thing – and I'm like, “Man, this is life.” The sun, the breeze, it’s all drama and humor wrapped in one messy, stunning package, ya know?

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