Violet Llucmajor Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Seville

Heya, pal! So, brothel, huh? D’oh! Been slingin’ beers at Moe’s forever, seen some wild stuff. Brothels ain’t just down the street in Springfield, but I got thoughts, ya know? Like, “Mmm… donuts,” but for shady joints. Heard this one story—true stuff—about a brothel in Nevada, legit called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Crazy, right? They got girls there named after candy bars—Snickers, Twix—like, who’s bangin’ a KitKat?! Laughed my gut off when I heard that.

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A good hotel about a 30 minute walk to Palma old town. Located opposite the harbour with good views of the coming and going of the boats.

I gotta mention the beach area too – Playa de Llucmajor. Sand everywhere, chill waves, and not a care. I’ve spent so many hours there coding or just people-watching. Sometimes, I sit on a crumbling bench by the riverbed near the marina – oh, wait, it’s not really a river, more like a dried-out bed, but still, it’s nature doing its thing – and I'm like, “Man, this is life.” The sun, the breeze, it’s all drama and humor wrapped in one messy, stunning package, ya know?

New train service: Palma – Llucmajor