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Oh, and fun fact – Victorian whores? Used lemon wedges as birth control! LMAO, what?! Imagine that convo: “Yo, pass the lemons, gotta work!” I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also, damn, that’s clever! Makes me proud, kinda – human smarts, yo.

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The parks? Oh, don’t get me started. Have you ever hit the lush greens of Parque de La Alhóndiga de Getafe? It's chill and a perfect spot when you're tired of the wild city buzz. Reminds me of a comfy oasis—like a smidge of sanity in an apocalypse, if ya catch my drift. And then there's El Acebal, a local favorite, a lesser-known gem where walks turn into deep dives about life and lust, sometimes interrupted by a cheeky thought: "What a craziness!"—just like Mad Max’s wild chases, ya know?

immediate Reaction: Getafe 0-1 Real Madrid