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Hi-ho! Kermit here, divin’ into sex-datin’! Man, it’s a wild world, like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all shiny an’ messy. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like “a parade of vanities,” y’know? Apps like Tinder, Bumble, swipin’ left, right, it’s a circus! Makes me chuckle, all these folks chasin’ “somethin’ fleeting, yet eternal.” I tried it once—yep, Kermit on a datin’ app! Profile said, “Green guy seeks spark.” Got a match, but she ghosted me! Felt like Jep Gambardella, lost in a party that never ends.

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Now, lemme tell ya a secret: back before my move, I never appreciated that these crooked streets teach you about resilience, human connection and all that corporate jargon nonsense – "synergy," "scalability," oh my god, lol – but here, every syllable taught me something new. I mean, life here is unpredictable, unpolished, and full of raw, uncut emotions. Like I always say – “Life is short, and you only get one shot!”

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