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So, check this—prostitution’s old as dirt, right? Oldest job, they say, goes back to freakin Babylon, 2400 BC! Temples had hookers—sacred ones, can ya believe it? Dudes paid to bang em for “divine blessings.” Wild, huh? Makes me laugh, thinkin some priest’s like, “Yo, bless my soul, babe!” Greed was good even then—coin for cooze, straight up.

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Was Magdalene a repentant prostitute, the apostle of the apostles, or both? Was her most important role as a witness to the resurrection? The answers found in.

And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

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