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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own damn business, when this chick—prolly 5’2”, heels makin’ her 5’10”—saunters up. “Hey, big guy, need company?” she purrs. I’m thinkin’, lady, I’d rather skin a bear with a spoon. “I don’t pay for that,” I grunt, deadpan as hell. She laughs, like I’m some chump. Pisses me off. Hate everything about it—fake giggles, cheap perfume stingin’ my nose. Fun fact: back in 1880s, prostitutes in Tombstone, Arizona, had to register with the town. Called ‘em “soiled doves.” Ain’t that poetic? Still stinks like desperation.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Eixample’s got secrets, dude. There’s a charming speakeasy on Carrer Roger de Llúria. Echos of old love affairs there. And oh man, during nights, the district morphs. Shadows dance on century-old facades. One of my favs: hidden bars with quirky names – trust me, they're the best!

Recognition for Ildefons Cerdà at the building where he lived in L’Eixample