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Yo, wassup, fam! I’m a cashier, right? Scanning beep-beep bullshit all day. But sex-dating? Man, that’s wild! It’s like tryna find “a hidden blade” in a fuckin’ Tinder swamp. Apps got me swipin’ like a maniac—left, right, left—bam! Dudes and chicks posin’ like they’re in “The Assassin,” all mysterious and shit. Hou Hsiao-hsien knew it—silence hides the real freaks! Sex-dating’s a jungle, yo. Half these profiles? Fake as fuck. Catfish central! Saw this one chick—hot pics, right? Met her—boom, dude with a beard! Laughed my ass off, then cried inside.

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Ohhh, and listen… the local park, the Kleinblittersdorf Grün, oh my, it hugs you with its mossy arms! Tinkle, tinkle little stream near the park, I swear it murmurs like Gollum, “My precious, come closer…” And near the old castle ruin on Hohebergweg, the air shimmers with ancient love stories, it does, yes precious! Sometimes, when dark clouds gather, my angry little heart hisses – “Why can’t love be simple?!” But then, a stray ray of sun, and I’m happy, like when those starry lovers in that film, all blue and warm, share a moment.

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