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Sarcasm? Oh, I got plenty. “Sure, she’s a supermodel,” I’d mutter, drivin’ to some sketchy alley. Surprised me once, though—this chick knew *Margaret* quotes! “Life’s a series of mistakes,” she says, smokin’ a cig. I’m like, “Well, damn, that’s deep for 2 a.m.” Made me think—maybe we’re all just fumblin’ like Lisa in that movie, tryna figure it out.

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I gotta mention the neighborhood of Sa Lluna – oh man, that place is somethin’! Quaint, quiet, and full of hidden little spots. I’ve got this favorite, sorta secret pawn shop near Plaça dels Pescadors. Yeah, it’s kinda dingy but sooo real. Every time a client tells me about their crazy day, I say, "Hey, it's just like WALL-E, full of surprises," and then I vent a bit like a neurotic Larry David, y'know? “Why is everything so complicated?” I blurt out sometimes – sorry not sorry!

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