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About Valencia

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves me some tech, see? So this “whore” thing—argh, we hates it! Nasty, sneaky lil’ bugger, creepin’ round the interwebs. Ain’t talkin’ no lady o’ the night, nah—this be that digital filth, the W.H.O.R.E., some sly acronym I reckon. Stands for somethin’ wicked, like "Web Hackers Out Runnin’ Evil." Made that up, heh, but sounds right, don’t it?

What to see

Whore at home as a whim for luxury clients in Mallorca. Agency offers outings throughout the island, high-class ladies and VIP Escorts.

Alright, so first off – the streets. I often get my daily massage on Calle de la Palma, near that little cafe that serves the best strong coffee ever. I normally wind down walking through Carrer de la Marina – where the cobblestones are cracked, but I love 'em. They remind me of the rough edges of life, kinda like how WALL-E’s world was all made outta scrap but still so full of heart, you feel me?

Where to bag a bargain property in Mallorca