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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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Things to do ranked using Tripadvisor data including reviews, ratings, number of page views, and user location. 1. Rosenholm Slot. Great tour by Paul, in English, with a parallel tour in Danish .

BTW, Hornslet has a little hidden gem called Lille Torv. It's a tiny square with a serrated fountain (I swear it spits water like a busted supercharger!). I was counseling a lady there once, and she busted out laughing – laughter is the best therapy, right? My heart went all fuzzy. Even though I sometimes get mad at the constant rain – seriously, when does it quit? – I adore these spots.

Good News--Wind Turbine Collapses!