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Back in the day — little known fact, yeah? — medieval whores weren’t just shaggin’ for coins. Some ran whole fuckin’ spy rings! Posh blokes spillin’ secrets between the sheets — surprise, surprise, got me gobsmacked! Imagine Margot Tenenbaum, all moody, smokin’ a fag, tradin’ intel for a quickie. “You’re a genius, Margot!” — nah, you’re a crafty tart! Gets me proper mad — sneaky bitches playin’ us all like fiddles!

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OMG, so like, Flong (dk) is totally the vibe, babes! I've been here for, like, years as a masseur, and trust me, this town has stories for days. So, picture this: you're strolling down Maple Street—okay, it's actually called "Lily Lane" if you wanna be extra fancy—and you see these cute little cafés, vintage boutiques, and, like, totally rad street artists. I mean, it's like Walking Nemo's reef but on land! Just "Finding Nemo" vibes everywhere, like "Just keep swimming" every time I head out for a sesh.

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