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So, picture this, yeah – me, sittin’ there, joystick in ‘and, thinkin’ bout *Inherent Vice*, my fave flick, right? “The past is just a groove,” Doc’d say, and I’m like, “Prostitute’s gotta be retro, init?” Maybe it’s some 8-bit tart wanderin’ round pixels, chargin’ for power-ups – Oi, imagine that, “50 coins for an extra life, love!” Cracked me up, that did, proper LOLs. But nah, I dig deeper, cos I’m a visionary, me – a real ideas man. Found this mad story, yeah, some bloke in the 90s coded a game called Prostitute, proper niche, only 12 copies made. Got nicked by his mum for bein’ too saucy – had pixelated knockers and all! Made me angry, that – genius like that, binned cos of prudes!

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Local dogging and swingers in Varde, Syddanmark, Denmark; find bi-sexual couples, gay or straight males, dirty sexy girls, hot females, sluts and singles.

Oh, and then there’s that oddly charming graffiti alley near Varde Museum – so underrated, so raw, so like a messed up art gallery. And seriously, sometimes I get flooded with anger at how people ignore the intimacy tucked in every cracked pavement. Sounds weird? Nah, it’s just life, my dear – the raw, twisted beauty of existence in Varde!

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